The Simpsons (season 10)

Lisa befriends a new student named Alex Whitney, whose new mature attitude convinces Lisa's friends to be just like her. Meanwhile, Homer convinces Bart to drop school for a more promising business: selling grease.
Guest star: Lisa Kudrow. 

When realizing his life is half-over, Homer feels he hasn't had anything in his life to be proud of. After Lisa introduces him to the historic inventor, Thomas Edison, Homer uses the inspiration to become an inventor.
Guest star: William Daniels. 

Nelson invites Bart over to play around with his BB gun, accidentally shooting a mother bird in the process. After Marge notices the crime Bart had done, she gives up on punishing him, prompting a guilty Bart to care for the orphaned eggs. 

Season 10's annual trio of Halloween stories.

• "Hell Toupee" – Homer gets a hair transplant from the recently executed Snake, who takes over Homer's body and forces him to kill the people who witnessed his final crime.
• "The Terror of Tiny Toon" – Bart and Lisa use plutonium as a remote control battery to see a Halloween episode of Itchy and Scratchy -- and end up being a part of the gruesome action when the radioactivity sucks them into the television.
• "Starship Poopers" – Marge reveals that Kang is Maggie's real father, and the family ends up on The Jerry Springer Show to settle their differences.
  Guest stars: Regis Philbin, Kathie Lee Gifford, Jerry Springer, Ed McMahon, Marcia Wallace, Robert Englund and Kane Hodder. 

A parasailing accident lands Homer to the secret and secluded home of Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin, who immediatley hire him as their personal assistant to keep away the paparazzi and fans from finding out where they are.
Guest stars: Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger, Ron Howard and Brian Grazer. 

When searching for the meaning of the "J" in his middle name, Homer discovers his middle initial means "Jay", which was written on Homer's mom's mural painting. After having an inspirational vision, Homer decides to live the hippie life.
Guest stars: George Carlin, Martin Mull and Yo La Tengo. 

While sick from school, Lisa becomes so obsessed with a video game that she forgets to study for a test and calls upon Nelson and Bart to help her cheat. Meanwhile, Homer houses a lobster so he can eat it, but becomes emotionally attached to it. 

After causing his father's kidneys to blow up from holding in too much urine, Homer offers to give up one of his own, but chickens out and runs away; while on the run, Homer's guilt begins to get to him, after realizing it is his father who he is not sacrificing his kidney for. 

After saving Mayor Quimby from rioters at a comic book convention, Homer becomes Mayor Quimby's bodyguard. However, he puts Quimby in danger when Homer encourages him to stand up to his friend and boss, Fat Tony.
Guest star: Mark Hamill. 

When Ned Flanders reveals that he is 60 years old and has done nothing exciting with his life, Homer takes Flanders to Vegas, where the two (while drunk) end up married to two skanky barmaids named Ginger and Amber, who aren't willing for a divorce.
Guest star: The Moody Blues. 

When Homer and several of his buddies (while severely drunk) trample, demolish, and vandalise all of Springfield elementary in his car, Chief Wiggum blames the kids of Springfield and enforces a curfew.
Guest star: Cyndi Lauper. 

Homer and prominent men residents of Springfield go to Miami for the Super Bowl, only to find they have phony tickets. Meanwhile, Marge and Lisa find an egg decorating kit made by Vincent Price.
Guest stars: John Madden, Troy Aikman, Dan Marino, Pat Summerall, Roosevelt Grier, Fred Willard, Dolly Parton and Rupert Murdoch. 

Homer takes advantage of the fact that a suave TV show character has the same name as he does, but when the suave TV character is turned into a bumbling idiot, Homer petitions the court to have his name legally changed to "Max Power".
Guest star: Ed Begley Jr. 

Apu begins to shower Manjula with a week of Valentine's Day surprises, much to the jealousy of the other wives and discontentment of Homer and his friends, prompting Homer and the others to sabotage Apu's last gift.
Guest star: Elton John. 

Homer buys an SUV only to discover that the one he had bought was entirely designed for a woman, to which he gives to Marge. Marge, after discovering the joy of a "woman's car", soon begins to develop ferocious road rage.
Guest stars: John Kassir and Hank Williams Jr. 

After Homer's insensitivity towards Lisa (using her room for a cellular transmitter), Lisa develops stress-related stomach aches, causing Doctor Hibbert to suggest she spend more time with Homer. Meanwhile, Marge uses Maggie's baby monitor to listen in on phone calls. 

Homer temporarily replaces a deceased truck driver and soon discovers the teamsters's secret, pushing Homer and Bart on a road trip. Meanwhile, after deducing that only Homer and Bart get to do the fun things in life, Marge and Lisa decide to excite their lives by installing a new doorbell. 

Reverend Lovejoy punishes the congregation with a throught reading of the Bible after discovering a chocolate Easter bunny in the collection plate. This leads to the Simpson family dreaming of themselves in Biblical stores. 

Homer becomes an outsider artist after an art dealer discovers his mangled attempt at building a barbecue could be considered as true art, prompting a jealous Marge to confront Homer.
Guest stars: Jasper Johns and Isabella Rossellini. 

After costing Springfield the Olympics with a racially offensive stand-up act, Bart is forced to "volunteer" at the Springfield Retirement Castle, causing him to bond with his Grandpa. Meanwhile Homer starts his latest get-rich-quick scheme: selling springs that were supposed to be used as the Olympics mascot.
Guest star: Jack La Lanne. 

When another billionaire captures Springfield's heart, Mr. Burns looks for various ways to improve his image, one which includes capturing the Loch Ness Monster as a last resort.
Guest star: Michael McKean. 

Springfield's branch of Mensa International invites Lisa to join the group after reading her open letter of Springfield's lack of intellectualism. Meanwhile, Homer becomes a model for erotic photos for Marge.
Guest star: Stephen Hawking. 

When Snake Jailbird steals the Simpson family's money online, they go on a discount family vacation to Japan, where they suffer various misfortunes.
Guest stars: George Takei, Gedde Watanabe, Keone Young, Karen Maruyama and Denice Kumagai.